Manscaped Super Bowl commercial: Inside 2026 ad featuring disgustingly entertaining hair ballad

What makes a good Super Bowl commercial? Some companies go for humor, while others go for shock value or a catchphrase or song to cement themselves into your brain.

Manscaped went with a combination of shock value and catchy song. The company specializes in products that help you shave, and the commercial brings to life the hair you have shaved off various parts of your body, and they sing a ballad about how much they miss you due to you using Manscaped's products. The visuals may turn your stomach, and the tempo and lyrics are likely to get stuck in your head.

Here is more on Manscaped's Super Bowl 60 ad featuring the company's spin on a "hair ballad."

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Manscaped Super Bowl commercial

The ad begins with a shirtless man shaving in his bathroom. The camera then pans to the floor, where the hair he has shaved off becomes alive and has eyes and a mouth. The clump of hair then begins to sing, talking about all the good times he had with the person shaving, and other various clumps of hair join in.

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Here are the lyrics to the "hair ballad":

"Once I danced upon your chest, covered your pecs
I did my best
I was your scruff. Your loyal friend.
Sworn to protect your dimple chin

But you stabbed me in the back
When you sliced me from the patch above your crack

But with Manscaped I've met my demise.
Since you've chopped me from between your eyes
And that bridge between your thighs
And the awkward part of your tries

Now that you've left us for dead
How can I live without your head?

No matter how big or how small
we won't forget your face, your chest or even your bal-"

After the catchy tune gets cut short from the hair clump getting flushed down the toilet, the ad reads, "you won't miss your hair, but it might miss you."