Voting for Zohran Mamdani would be wrong for New York City

He’d be a ‘May-error’

Once upon a crime, bad little boys were called snake oil salesmen. Now they’re called political candidates.

Just smell the beauty of Zero Crapdammy. Check his accomplishments. More of his bathroom contents get delivered daily.

Listen, you’re entitled. Pick who you want. Just know you are not entitled to pee on the United States of America’s prime real estate — New York City.

You don’t like me saying this? OK, I’ll live with it. Always possible my editors will agree with you.

Just saying — and I’m entitled also to do, say, write, vote, bitch about what I want — I do NOT want a zero non-accomplisher, other than possibly taking illegal campaign money.

Look. Examine. Listen. Who, what, is he but a nothing. With his own idea. He hates the rich. Hates accomplishment. Hates a dream. Hates schooling. Hates anyone making something for themselves. Doesn’t hate lying. His American dream is free buses to jobs which will no longer be there.

The Divine Being — God — made all. HE is the infinite creator. Check your fingers. Like NYC’s populace, they’re all different. Some small, some long. some thinner, thicker. He made us all different. Even our parts different. We’re all entitled to differing opinions. That’s our blessed country.

A fare review of his record

This maybe mayor wants free buses, nice idea. If that vehicle breaks down, who’ll pay to fix it? Not his family from whom it is reported he’s taken money and who do not live here. Would you prefer to live in Syria? Iraq? Iran? Russia? Venezuela? China? Those are the people — even in their hijabs — who are looking to get the hell out and come where? TO AMERICA. And for many the first stop is NEW YORK! That fix-the-bus money will come from who? Not the rich whom he intends to supertax because those are people already looking to get out. Florida now has more residents than alligators. He’ll put the indigent in homes. Who’ll build them? Not Realtors who’ll be feeding those alligators. Maybe his parents who don’t live here?

Fail’s safe bet

Could be he’s ahead of his time. Civilization began with some small plop of land that shot up from somewhere, then joined up with another inch of ground someplace until it made a big bunch.

OK, so he’s not Lincoln or Roosevelt, not even Millard Fillmore.

There’s many opinions. We need to get people off drugs. We need to get them spending less on hash and more on bras.

But it can’t be Crapdanny who’s OK with crapola, like:

Hookers are hooking right outside showing their right out fronts right on the street.

Doesn’t favor cops because that could stop crimes.

Forget bail. Lets killers and murderers out.

Shove school. Dump the gifted and talented students.

Help only the minority voters.

Raise election money illegally from your parents.

Says some relative was affected by the 9/11 horror.

NO Democrat. He’s a socialist — just a cousin away from a Commie.

Shred the NYPD. Better to have chaos.

A nobody nothing, he hates the rich. Hates America. Hates Israel.

Wants to shove all official controls.

Lest I miss anything, may he hold his nose and kick that unemployed red beret wearer in the ass.

Make bartender AOC his official greeter?

OK for him if homeless sleep in our streets.

Could maybe redo our flag with a Palestinian one.

And, anyway, with his nose growing longer than Pinocchio’s — who the hell IS HE?!