Everything is open in today’s world — and relationships aren’t safe either

Eye on domestic relations

Ladies are holding back from having babies. But not being held back is sex. At your place Tuesday, but same one could be at your neighbor’s on Wednesday. So how much truth do they share?

Like this customer holding two dresses said: “Charge one. I’ll pay for the other.” Salesgirl: “Can’t you charge the whole thing?” Customer: “No. Haven’t decided yet what I’ll tell my husband the second dress cost.”

She evolved a plan. Week she spent money she served the husband hash, hamburger, tuna casserole. Needing extra money if her friends were coming he got the hidden veal cutlet.

Said one psychologist: “Confessions are ridiculous. It’s like walking around nude emotionally. However, smart to share your previous sexual experience.” Why? “Because friends might refer to it. If he hasn’t already heard of your frisky past he could at any moment — so choose the right time.” Like while honeymooning in Acapulco, not exactly the best time to recall when you and Max exchanged each other’s inner secrets and outer limbs.

In yesterday’s world — when Fanny was still a girl’s name — the minute indignities of married life weren’t discussed. In today’s world, everything’s open. Soon you’ll ask AI, “Did I go to the john yet?”

Today’s open style of couplehood is experiencing frailty. Couples not staying together — like Tom Cruise and who? Brad Pitt and what’s-her-name? How’s Chalamet and whoever can pronounce his name?

I asked if one woman ever conned her husband. “Oh, that’s a terrible word,” she said. OK, she ever weasel him? Her answer? “Let’s just say I manipulate him.”

OK, we were in agreement. Was just a question of semantics.

Just know that as your kindly reporter, I’m telling you. Just trying to help you.

They’re iced out

Zero Crapdammy is facing questions from homeless New Yorkers after reversing his pledge to stop NYPD and Department of Homeless Services from sweeping New Yorkers — those without homes — out of public spaces. Sanitation workers often trash tents, makeshift beds, encampments, etc., if people won’t do a shelter or another location. Now, he says Homeless Services will decide where they go, or if they die on the street.

Nice. Especially with Easter coming up.

‘Good Day’ for a wedding

A favorite New York TV co-host — Rosanna Scotto — is about to have a special experience. Since 2008 she’s the big name of Fox 5’s morning TV news show “Good Day New York.” She co-hosts, but sit-ins come and tryouts go, and she’s the network’s star — since 1986. Born in Brooklyn, attended Catholic University, married since 1986 to Louis John Ruggiero.

The big event? Her son is getting married. The service will be conducted by Cardinal Dolan. The after-party — informal seating — will be in a gorgeous ballroom. It’s 200 people. If you’re not invited, not my fault. You can send a present anyhow.

Having interviewed the world’s famous, she says she will never interfere with the two of them. So forget sending her a Meddle of Honor.

SO this new divorcée said his ex-mother-in-law needed a blood transfusion. “But,” he says, “we had to give up on the idea. We couldn’t find a tiger.”

DEFINITELY not only in New York, kids, not only in New York.