35 Funny Tweets Everyone Should’ve Read This Week (July 11, 2026)

I’m going out tonight. I know. I don’t love it either. The introvert in me has been filing complaints since Tuesday about this decision and I’ve been ignoring all of them because I know from experience that once I’m actually there, it’ll be fine and probably fun and I’ll be glad I went.

Doesn’t make the lead-up any easier though. There’s a specific kind of dread that comes with knowing you have plans later, where you can’t fully relax all day because something is coming.

This was a good week on Twitter, and here are the funniest tweets from it before I go put on real pants.

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