35 Funniest Tweets Of All Time From Wednesday (August 26, 2026)

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The news was especially rough today. We’re still processing the death of Dolly Parton, and now we’ve also learned that Rocky Horror Picture Show legend Tim Curry has died at 80. Basically, the universe took one look at our remaining emotional support celebrities and just HAD to pile on.

Elsewhere, today is apparently National Dog Day. At least the dogs had the decency to give us one good thing.

It’s been a heavy Wednesday, so taking a few minutes to laugh at silly jokes online feels medically necessary. Here are the funniest tweets from Wednesday, August 26, 2026.

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Costco hot dog cart attachment and a plain cart attachment side by side.

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Twitter post by April Clark about wanting a doctor to prescribe her something.

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Screenshot of a conversation about a green folder in a Twitter post.

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A roll of paper towel with a metal ball on top, part of the roll is missing.

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A hand slamming a red button labeled 'Track Package' with a caption about order shipment.

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Flyer for Touch a Truck SF event on Saturday, September 9, 2023, from 9 am to 1 pm.

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