We’re barely a week into November, and I’m already starting to think we should just shut down every workplace until January. Nothing important is getting done between now and the holidays anyway. We’re all just showing up and pretending the next two months are gonna be productive.

Of course, some people are still finding creative ways to make their jobs entertaining. Whether it’s dealing with coworkers who have no self-awareness or discovering that corporate life is getting weirder, there’s plenty to joke about.

Luckily, complaining about work is one of the few things people on the internet are really good at.

These funny work tweets are the best workplace jokes we came across this week, and they’re a nice reminder that whatever happened at your job, somebody probably had an even stranger week.

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My job made me mad so i put an entire rotisserie chicken in my purse and walked out.via twitter

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Working a corporate job is professional theater. My coworker just came up to me and said he caught a.via twitter

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This guy at my work knows a code you can type on the vending machine that makes it moan while itdisp.via twitter

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Everyday at work I wonder if they put this team of coworkers together around me to film an undercov….via twitter

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[image of a person holding a cup and touching a鼻.via twitter

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I love how my work made all the employee's little turkeys for thanksgiving but made me a corn since'.via twitter

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Having an unemployed friend to text during work is so important. they’re like the window in your pr?.via twitter

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Adam Karpiak tweet about thanking the company that laid them off on LinkedIn showing a woman with wı.via twitter

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Employee Tears tweet image with bold quote about exceeding performance goals and a rude closing line.via twitter

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Should employees be expected to report sick before a specific.via twitter

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My ideal job is being the bay leaf in soup. Minimal effort, still essential.via twitter

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Just got laid off while dressed as a fucking hotdog.via twitter

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Getting paid and immediately paying my credit card bill.via twitter

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No to be controversial but you shouldn’t have to work between november 1st and like january 5th.via twitter

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Sometimes you gotta "ok" your supervisor and move on with your day.via twitter

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New hire just pronounced “YoY Growth” like “yoy”.via twitter

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EOD now stands for end of december. that's the rule. that's the goal now.via twitter

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It’s that time of year where I wear a light jacket to work in the morning, but don’.via twitter

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Thinking if i worked harder and consistently delivered high-quality work i’d be rewarded w more.via twitter

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There’s a lot of power in being the first person to emoji react a slack message. sets the tone for t.via twitter

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Gilbert tweet about Copilot usage for emails and alignment.via twitter

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My favorite part of my work day is when I grab my shit and leave.via twitter

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People at work will be like “so what ya eating” and it’s clear as day that your eating spaghetti, lm.via twitter

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With that extra hour of sleep, I trust you’re all well rested, recharged and ready to work! Lots of—.via twitter

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They should cancel work today so we can all be on our phones.via twitter

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Does anyone else clean the whole apartment right before their PTO starts, so the time off feels free.via twitter

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Anyone else feel like the WiFi is being a little anachronistic today? - me dropping a new vocabulary.via twitter

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The only thing that would sway my vote this election is six text messages from an unidentifiednumber.via twitter

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When your colleague brings candy corn in for a treat, return the favour with fruit cake during the H.via twitter

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Grenadine girl loggin on to LinkedIn and commenting who cares on every post.via twitter