When I’m perusing Amazon for something I’m unsure about, I always check the reviews. If not for helpful guidance on what I’m considering buying, then for the sheer entertainment.
Think about the type of person who takes the time to review a product. If there’s no incentive, then your mind has gone to a place where your opinion, be it positive or negative, is important and must be shared. No matter what bodily functions the product may have caused. It’s hilarious, really.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m glad people leave reviews, but sometimes it’s TMI. And that’s perfect for a funny list.
1. “This Review Was Award Winning”
via r/amazonreviews 2. “This Is Genius”
via r/amazonreviews 3. “Another Catnip Review, This I Can Attest To Be True”
via r/amazonreviews 4. “‘He Is A Broken Man’…hahaha”
via r/amazonreviews 5. “2042 People Found This Helpful Lmao”
via r/amazonreviews 6. “At Least The Socket Works”
via r/amazonreviews 7. “The Satire”
via r/amazonreviews 8. “This Is A Real Customer Review Lol”
via r/amazonreviews 9. “My Rowenta Iron”
via r/amazonreviews 10. “Cat Carriers”
via r/amazonreviews 11. “Mate, That Is One Large Tool!”
via r/amazonreviews 12. “This Person Wrote An Unhinged Poem About Glue”
via r/amazonreviews 13. “Farming Sim Review”
via r/amazonreviews 14. “On A Vegetable Slicer”
via r/amazonreviews 15. “Cheater Didn’t Get His Coat!”
via r/amazonreviews 16. “10/10 Review Very Helpful”
via r/amazonreviews 17. “Saw This Review While Looking At A Mattress Frame I Will Eventually Be Getting And Thought It Belonged Here”
via r/amazonreviews 18. “Perfect If You Hate Yourself”
via r/amazonreviews 19. “A Review For A Bamboo Body Pillow”
via r/amazonreviews 20. “Some Man”
via r/amazonreviews 21. “Changed Their Review Because…Oh”
via r/amazonreviews 22. “If I Am Cycling At The Speed Of Light And I Turn On This Headlight, Will It Work?”
via r/amazonreviews 23. “Cr*ppy Gummy Vitamins”
via r/amazonreviews 24. “I Don’t Remember Buying This”
via r/amazonreviews 25. “Sports Bra”
via r/amazonreviews 26. “Found Missing Parts”
via r/amazonreviews 27. “For A Pore Cleansing Peel-Off Mask”
via r/amazonreviews 28. “The Company Didn’t Disclose That The ‘Engridients’ Cause THE FARTS”
via r/amazonreviews 29. ” Should Have Read This Review Earlier”
via r/amazonreviews 30. “Oops”
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Nate is a writer and stand-up comedian living in Chicago. He enjoys finding the internet’s funniest corners so you don’t have to.
