What’s the opposite of doomscrolling? Whatever that is, I’m trying to do more of it. Twitter is still a cesspool, but people are still funny, so I just can’t resist scrolling.
I want to spend less time on my phone, but then somebody posts something funny, and I have to send it to my wife. Then she sends me something back, and now I’m in a conversation. It would be rude to leave.
That’s how I’m choosing to look at it, anyway. I found these funny tweets today, so at least some good came out of all that scrolling. Hopefully, you’ll find a few worth passing along, too.
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Nate is a writer and stand-up comedian living in Chicago. He enjoys finding the internet’s funniest corners so you don’t have to.