28 Times The Internet Found A Creative New Way To Call Someone Stupid

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There are only so many ways to call someone stupid before you have to start getting creative. You can’t just keep saying “idiot” and expect people to be impressed. Sometimes you need to ask if they were homeschooled by a pigeon or politely explain that wisdom has been chasing them for years but they’ve always been faster.

I try not to insult people online because I know my limitations. I’d spend 20 minutes writing the perfect comeback, hit post, and immediately notice I used the wrong “your.”

The people in these replies didn’t have that problem. They found funny and creative ways to call someone stupid without relying on the usual insults. Some of these are almost beautiful. Mean, completely unnecessary, but beautiful.