Ready for your last-minute improvised costume for the season?
Spooky season is approaching, and creativity is flourishing for the upcoming Halloween parties you haven't been invited to yet. You always start by dreaming big. Maybe you can go full cosplay like a professional, dress up as a Cheeto, following Katy Perry's unexpected brilliance, or try an intellectual wordplay that only some of your friends will actually understand. Although, let's face it, based on your record, you're contemplating the usual sheet-over-your-head construction, since part of you knows you will leave your costume ideas for the night before.
The parties and competitions are not here yet, but just in case they actually happen, you better start planning your spooky outfit, so that you don't end up showing up with a last-minute ensemble that gives you last place in the costume competition. The pressure is on. Take it from someone who had to dress up as "colours" for five years in a row because she forgot to actually get a costume for the party. Not one single person understood my concept at first glance, and everyone rolled their eyes when I explained it. But, you know what? Color green was still kind of iconic.
We know the pressure sometimes is too much when it comes to Halloween creations. First, you have to get your decorations up and compete with your obsessed neighbour who decided to turn their house into a full haunted house, while you only thought of placing some jack-o'-lanterns on the driveway. You didn't even manage to get the fresh ones. Now, you have to compete with that one friend who's a YouTube tutorial expert and does her own makeup. She always shows up with the most unexpectedly creative and perfect costumes, shaming you into having to dress up as a color. We have come to help. Not with ideas, of course; I just told you my biggest Halloween accomplishment is a color box five years in the making. That said, what I can actually provide is a fantastic collection of costume fails that will give you both terrible ideas and will make you salvage some of your Halloween reputation by comparison. Thank me later.
