I was obsessed with bugs as a kid. I’m talking flipping over rocks, catching anything that moved, and treating every ant like it had a full backstory. I thought they were fascinating.
Somewhere along the way, that curiosity turned into… a healthy respect. I don’t hate bugs, but I also don’t need them surprising me in my own home at 2am. We can coexist, just not that closely.
These tweets capture that relationship perfectly. Whether you love bugs or would prefer they stay 100 feet away at all times, the jokes are universal.
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