'I went from zero cats to 8 cats within a month': Pregnant Cat Shows up at Random Person’s House, Gives Birth to 7 Kittens, and Leaves the Human with No Choice but to Love All of Them

We are continuously amazed by the Cat Distribution System and its meowgic. While we sit here and wait to be chosen by it, the most unexpected people get that honor every single day. People who don't like cats get chosen by the system. People who have never had cats get chosen by it. People who have sworn never to get cats again get chosen. And as everyone knows at this point, once you get adopted by a cat, there is no going back. You are now a cat pawrent, whether you wanted to be or not. 

The person in this story did not. They have said "no more" to cleaning cat litter. But alas, it was never their choice in the first place. The Cat Distribution System had different plans for them and blessed them - yes, blessed, because it's an honor to be chosen - with no just one cat, but with a whole eight of them.