Cow attempts fruitless escape from livestock auction by scaling bleachers, destroying roof, wild video shows

It’s an udder disaster!

A cow tried to make a chaotic escape from an Arkansas livestock auction by galavanting into the crowd and scaling a set of bleachers, tearing down ceiling tiles along the way before it accidentally cornered itself.

The auction in Decatur quickly spiraled after the cow clumsily hoofed its way up the bleachers, according to video filmed by attendees.

Auctioneers flew out of their seats and flocked to the lower level of the indoor auction house. A few stragglers narrowly ducked away from the bleachers as the cow started to knock down ceiling tiles, including a man with two forearm crutches.

“Get out of there – get out of there, Leon! Get down from there,” Ashley Buffer, who recorded the video, called to one of the attendees frantically trying to evade the cow.

“Oh, Johnny. Oh Johnny. Johnny’s going the wrong way,” Buffer said while recording one man who accidentally trapped himself on the same level as the cow.

Farmers later captured the cow and helped lead it out of the building.

The beefy bovine have a nasty tendency to escape their enclosures — and make it everyone else’s problem.

In February, one cow decided to take a late-night stroll on the Florida interstate. It took the assistance of several officers to take down the stubborn livestock, all while bystanders started shouting “free the cow!”

One cow in Pennsylvania made it onto a college campus and decided to terrorize students coping with the Sunday scaries. The overwhelmed college police called in law enforcement, who helped ward the cow off campus instead of catching it.