• their name is cool ranch dorito BOG celes @svetlemodry. Follow Replying to @adamgreattweet my cat's name is Packaging. i've been waiting for this tweet for too long farmacity.com

  • unfuuny BIG INKAY Banana... @BigInkay My cat's name is emma but her name is short for Flight MH17

  • Emma being short for Flight MH17 somehow makes perfect sense in the world of cat names. Only a cat owner could start with something so wildly specific, somehow shorten it to a completely normal human name, and never question it again. Imagine telling someone your cat is named Emma, only for them to ask what it's short for and having to explain that one.

  • lovina @itslovina 11/25/25 this is Rin, it's short for Nitroglycerin MAIN

  • NYG 97 @giantsfan97 11/25/25 Not quite Missile Launcher but please meet Cannonball and Catapult pri

  • Annearchy @annearchypick Synthesizer

  • jay/kit duck zone @vi_sabrewing they/... My tortie Miss Chini, short for Miss Porcini Poblano Mushroom Risotto, and her brother with thumbs, Beef Boy

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    JulieTehCat @ISHIBELIEVE His official name is TheMaxx, but we call him Maximus Desimus. 10+ years ago, we called him Maxi Pad until my son told his class his cats name & I got a hilarious email from his teacher.

  • Bichen @bluemorningsoup Show translation This is Mei, short for Meiosis.

  • Gleamy Dreams ~ @GleamyD Polyurethane Reactive (PUR) As a point colored cat, the areas where they release the most heat change colors. The vet's office declared it the best name they'd ever heard and loved how nerdy it was. They insisted on putting the full name in to see the techs call him back.

  • Juliette Angeli @julietteangeli Catthew Cheesecake

  • Goobernaculum MD @GoobernaculumMD "Ron," short for "Macaroni al Dente." But honestly I just call him "Big Mac."

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  • amgue @95Alt. 11/25/25 My cat's legal name is Concrete Q

  • Hannah Wiesnoski @hannahwiesnoski Follow Replying to @adamgreattweet This is my cat, Tupperware

  • Dr. Liz W Faber is frantically writing @LizWFab Follow Replying to @adamgreattweet These are Dr. Regina Orange and Ms. Jacqueline (Jackie) Squish Stressed Spele

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  • Yume > Art Contest ✓ @yumemin_01 i introduce you to Samsung RR21T2H2XCR 198 L4 Star Inverter Direct Cool Single Door Refrigerator but we call him fridge

  • Naming a cat after a fridge is exactly the kind of decision we expect from cat people. Why scroll through endless lists of pet names when the perfect inspiration is already sitting in the kitchen? We're not sure what a cat has to do to earn a refrigerator-inspired name, but we fully support it. Appliance names might just be an untapped category of excellent cat names.

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  • bryan @liandry00 Follow Replying to @adamgreattweet her name is egg MIDWAY Bally CO ED BY THE ME DOC SALES & SERVICE 8000 Wheeland Art, Sule Ca (818) 504-0440

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  • Mads @crustymaddie Follow Replying to @adamgreattweet his name is soup.. as in french onion

  • im nice at ping pong @catbawl Follow Replying to @adamgreattweet Jeff Gordon Ramsay, race car driving chef

  • Josiah Hatfield @josiahdhatfield Follow Replying to @adamgreattweet Eleanor Catfield

  • A dignified name for a very dignified lady. Sometimes a cat just has the look of someone who deserves a full, proper name instead of the usual Pickle or Potato. We can already imagine introducing her using every single syllable while she sits there looking far more important than everyone else in the room. A name like this deserves to be announced properly every time she enters.

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