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Do you remember the last time you gave your catto cat nip? How do they react to it? Does your fluffy feline fall asleep to the low hum of their brain firing off neurons at lightning speed? Or, do they become as zen as a monk and get in tune with the world around them?
My cat? He likes to run back and forth very quickly until he can't pawssibly run anymore. Not kidding. His little toe beans look worn out after a good hour in a cat nip state. If you haven't seen your cat on cat nip, this is your sign to treat them to some. Don't forget to record it.
That's the thing about cats: They never move. Like, ever. You can scare them all you want with a heightened parent voice, and they'll look at you with a cheeky grin on their face. They refuse to engage in discourse that doesn't benefit them, which honestly, I can't blame them for. They're the ones who actually rule the house, while we hoomans subject ourselves to a life of caring for the feline kings and queens of the world. Would we want to have it any other way? Absolutely not. Why? They are the best creatures in the world, obviously.
Almost every single cat I've ever met has the same preference as this one. They refuse to subject themselves to the finer things in life, and instead, remain humble with a trusted cardboard box and a knack for the more rugged items the world has to offer. Soft bed? Heck no. Hand over the box, and make sure it smells a little weird. They like living on the side of danger.
What's your cat's favorite weird place to get cozy? One time, my cat tried to fit into a small flower vase. Needless to say, his chunky self could only get a leg in.
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