Showering is supposed to be the one place where nobody can bother you. No emails, no notifications, just you and whatever weird thoughts show up uninvited. Then you step in, and your shower curtain is a giant cat staring into your soul or a hot dog riding a skateboard.
Suddenly, it’s not relaxing at all, but it is way more interesting.
These people took the easiest upgrade in the bathroom and turned it into a full personality reveal. And yeah, you can kind of guess exactly what their shower thoughts are like just from the curtain.
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4. “My Friend’s Roommates’ New Shower Curtain”
Pump-Fake 5.
etsy 6. “I’ll See Your Shower Curtain And Raise You My Shower Curtain”
Marquetan 7. “I’m A Nerd And I Picked Out My Own Shower Curtain”
socksarecool95 8.
etsy 9. “I’m A 28 Year Old Man, And I Regret Nothing”
Tron3462 10. “She Said That I Could Choose The Shower Curtain If I Kept It Nautical”
DogAdobo 11. “I Approve Of These Shower Curtains Human”
hootersbutwithcats 12. “My Husband And I Discovered You Can Get Photo Shower Curtains”
Elatedonion 13. “My Wife Let Our 8-Year-Old Choose His Own Shower Curtain Today”
SkipTracePro 14. “I’m A 30 Year Old Female With Plenty Of Regrets, But This Isn’t One”
drpiotrowski 15. “My New Shower Curtain”
sydcooper89 16. “I Let My Boyfriend Choose A Shower Curtain And Now We Have This”
BoaGirl 17. “I Said Hey! What’s Going On?”
fluffypinkstuff 18.
dadjokes_and_puns 19.
mankattan 20. “My Periodic Table Shower Curtain Has The Element Of Surprise On It”
sweaner 21. “My Wife Is Gonna Love Our New Shower Curtain”
ChaoticWeird 22. “Girlfriend Didn’t Like My Shower Curtain So She Got Me A New One”
Dr_Siouxs 23. “Decided To Surprise My Girlfriend With A New Shower Curtain While She’s Gone For The Day. Hope I’m Still Home And Not At Work When She Discovers It”
BigMike0228 24. “My Roommate’s 4 Year Old Picked Out This New Shower Curtain Out Of Literally Hundred Of Options. Victory Is Inevitable”
padraigofcurd 25. “I’m Single And I Picked Out My Own Shower Curtain”
Danimal1 26.
TSlifestyle13 27. “This Shower Curtain”
stars_mcdazzler 28.
etsy 29. “New Shower Curtain”
schoen282 30.
EmilyMarie82 31. “My Wife Got The Shower Curtain For Me”
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etsy 33.
etsy 34. “The Shower Curtain In This House”
Bhawk-11 35.
libertyhoffman 36. “Since We’re Doing Shower Curtains”
nigelito 37. “I Got A New Shower Curtain, My Cat Is On Board”
I_had_a_cat_once 38. “So We’re Doing Shower Curtains?”
dwinner 39.
amazon 40.
etsy 41. “My New Shower Curtain Just Came In”
AwesomeDragon101 42.
bloopbloop334 43. “Told My Roommate She Could Be In Charge Of Picking The Shower Curtain”
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