35 Paws-itively Funny Cat Tweets From This Week (February 13, 2026)

Living with a cat is living with a tiny dictator who thinks they own the place (they do). They demand things constantly, judge you from the couch, and act like feeding them is a privilege you should be grateful for.

These purr-fect cat tweets from this week document that exact energy. The entitlement, the zoomies at 5am, the screaming for no reason. Cat owners recognize all of this immediately.

This week’s cat tweets captured the experience perfectly.

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