35 Of The Funniest Tweets We Saw This Week (September 26, 2026)

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The weekend is a great time to discover how many things I should’ve been doing during the week. There’s laundry on my bedroom floor that I’ve been stepping over since Tuesday, and a grocery list on my counter that just says “something for dinner.”

I’ll get to all of it. Eventually. But first, I’m going to sit down for five minutes and look at funny things strangers said online. That feels like a reasonable way to spend a Saturday, especially since the laundry has already waited this long. Another day. Or two, or three won’t hurt.

Here are the funniest tweets we saw this week.

1.

Tweet by grovy about advances in technology and printers.

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Twitter post by jenny wen about millennial grandparents in 35 years.

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Twitter post by UwUTangClan about sheet pan life and cleaning.

4.

Twitter post by pinkie apologizing for acting during noise.

5.

Tweet by nishant about not being on Hinge due to lack of pictures of himself.

6.

Nux's tweet about autumn and society's collapse.

7.

Tweet from cabby asking if Klarna can be used for child support.

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Three hotdogs in buns with toppings on a blue patterned plate.

9.

Tweet from @bbpoltergayist about putting fingers in the dentist's mouth.

10.

Tweet by arielle about Travis Kelce becoming the Yoko Ono of the 21st century.

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Karol Markowicz's tweet about buying an $18 loaf of sourdough bread.

12.

Close-up of a mosquito on a white keyboard with the tweet text below.

13.

Dr. Boob's tweet about still having 15 minutes left of deodorant.

14.

Tweet about a dad confusing a chatbot named Eugene with a person named Eugene.

15.

'be the elephant you wish to see in the room'.

16.

Nutrition facts label showing 1/3 cookie serving size.

17.

WaterGape tweet about canceling plans and wanting to hang out.

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Dalton Pruitt's tweet about watching Rat Race as a kid and dealing with 9/11.

20.

Twitter post by Brunette Bohemian about a seafood boil misunderstanding.

21.

Twitter post by user @youreyeah1 about old people and coughing.

22.

Tweet by Barry McCockiner about a banana on a table and kitchen.

23.

Tweet from UwUTangClan about loving a song that fills them with sadness.

24.

I'm pregnant with laughter and the father is me.

25.

Jon Katz tweet about 90s nostalgia and Jim Carrey voice.

26.

Photo of a coffee mug and a plate of cinnamon rolls on a table.

27.

Found a Jimmy Johns sandwich fully untouched in the cemetery and I’m gonna eat it.

28.

Twitter post by FAT GANDALF about spelling kayak backwards and a joke about a canoe.

29.

Screenshot of a WhatsApp chat with a sad emoji and a humorous reply about asthma and air.

30.

Twitter post about universities having four months during summer break for construction.

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Twitter post by Jon Hopkins questioning what's wrong with people who say 'tuna fish' and mentioning.

32.

Twitter post by Mike Lindell about gas station price and Arab cashier.

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Twitter post by becca about declining spam calls daily.

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Katy's tweet about YouTube ads trying to get users to pay for a premium subscription.

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