35 Funny Tweets Everyone Should’ve Read This Week (June 13, 2026)

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Mark Twain once said “Humor is mankind’s greatest blessing.” Mark Twain also did not have a Twitter account, which I think about a lot. Because if he did he would have been extremely good at it and also extremely online in a way that probably would have concerned people close to him.

The point is humor is everywhere if you know where to look and this week the internet did not disappoint. I personally had a week that included locking myself out of my own car in a parking lot I was already trying to leave, so I needed these more than most.

These tweets are the funniest ones from this week and they are a genuine public service.

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"Started talking to my wife like AI" screenshot of a text conversation about toilet paper order.

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Preventing theft but letting people steal deodorant during summer as a public good.

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STOP sign at Monument Valley, Utah with desert landscape and rock formations in background.

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"America 1776-2026 signs hanging on a porch railing".

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The British being unprepared to perform on American soil has been a tradition since 1776.

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Protons, neutrons, electrons, and funny morons in the world.

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