35 Funny Tweets Everyone Should’ve Read This Week (December 13, 2025)

I went into this week fully planning to be productive, and then I opened Twitter like a fool. One scroll turned into “just one more,” and suddenly an embarrassing amount of time disappeared into the timeline.

The upside is that I did some quality research while procrastinating. I pulled the funniest tweets I saw all week, so you don’t have to doomscroll for hours to find the good stuff. Consider this your shortcut to the jokes that actually made me stop scrolling and laugh.

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