35 Funny Marriage Tweets That Are Cheaper Than Couples Therapy This Week (December 19, 2025)

Marriage is 50% love, 50% wondering why your spouse does that thing with their mouth when they chew. This week’s funniest marriage tweets get it.

These gems perfectly sum up the beautiful disaster of wedded life. Cheaper than therapy, funnier than your vows.

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