My phone told me how much screen time I had this week, and I’m more disappointed than I am in myself. Some of those hours were productive. I checked the weather several times. That has to count for something.
The scrolling did turn up some funny tweets, which helps me justify the rest of it. I’ll forget half of what I read online, but a stranger’s joke will stay in my head.
These are the funniest tweets I came across this week. Enjoy them while I wait for my phone to send me another disappointing update.
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