30 Funniest Tweets Of All Time From Thursday (June 18, 2026)

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A study once found that the average person checks their phone over a hundred times a day, which feels both insane and also exactly right based on what I just did three times while writing this one sentence.

I’d like to say I’m above average. I am not above the average. I’m very much the average, possibly dragging the average up slightly on my own. There’s no real reason for most of these checks either. Nothing’s happening. I just need to confirm that nothing’s happening, repeatedly, all day, like it’s a part-time job or something.

The most productive part of this is finding the funniest tweets from today.

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