I know it’s a stretch to call anything the “greatest of all time” when the internet’s attention span resets roughly every time a new World Cup match kicks off, but here we are. I’ve done the deeply important work of narrowing down the funniest tweets from today, specifically, the ones that happened sometime between this morning’s coffee and whatever’s currently happening on the field right now.
It was apparently a big day for the internet, or I’ve just been switching between matches and my phone long enough that my sense of humor has fully calibrated to whatever this is. Either way, these are today’s certified, unofficial, extremely temporary champions of the timeline.
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