The holidays are officially creeping up, and with them comes the annual ritual of pretending we're good at wrapping presents. It's never just about finding the purrfect gift — you also have to buy paper, tape, bows, tags, and then somehow perform delicate origami on a cardboard box while the person you're gifting it to waits to tear it apart in under three seconds.
Wrapping feels like a scam. A festive, glitter-covered scam.
Gift bags seem like an easier option, but those come with their own curse. Once someone hands you a bag, you're legally required to store it for the rest of your natural life. You can't throw it away, because what if you need it one day? So now you're hoarding 47 bags in a closet that definitely was not designed for that purpose.
Or, hear me out, you could outsource the whole situation to your cat.

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