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    A kid sits on their parent's shoulders

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    A kid sits on their parent's shoulders 

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    meghan @deloisivete - 18h ... Watching a movie and my kid announced. that the effects were "pretty good quality for 1995" and sir, the audacity

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    Dad in Cha... @DadinCh... • Nov 3 .. dadinchaos went inside taco bell to order the 12 taco party pack to bring home to the kids. The cashier had the audacity to ask if it was for here or to go ☺☺

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    meghan @deloisivete · Nov 8 • One day you're young and carefree, the next you're spending your Sunday researching how to replace broken window blinds because you didn't have the foresight to marry a handyman ...

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    why do you still have ghosts up? It's not Halloween anymore, buddy

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    meghan @deloisivete Nov 7 • • • My 10yo keeps sighing heavily and telling me I have too many tabs open, if anyone is looking for a personal assistant

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    • Sweet Momi... @sweetmom... Nov 7 ... I had a dream last night that my husband brought home coconut flavored creamer instead of my usual French vanilla and I woke up more mad than if I dreamt he cheated on me.

  • Parenthood goes a whole lot smoother when you can laugh about the stuff that happens along the way. If you can't laugh about something, you just might cry about it, and we can't have that. Okay, you can cry a little, but don't spend all day crying, or else nothing will get done. No, laughter is the thing we need to bubble right along. The parents responsible for these tweets know that, and they're here to help you through it. Twitter can be a vast and scary place, with a lot of dreck to sift through before you get to the good stuff. But not here. Here, we've done all the hard work for you, and now you just get to enjoy the cream of the crop. These tweets are a cut above the rest. You don't have to scroll for hours hoping you stumble across something halfway funny. You can just sit with these right here and know you're getting the best of the best. Who knows, maybe they'll even inspire you to send them to your friends and family who need a laugh too.

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    Late to the par... @ericamo... Nov 7 ... You know how none of us can throw leads and extensions away? Keep them for years, just in case. My husband did and now needs one. Let my husband be a lesson to you.

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    meghan @deloisivete · Nov 6 • I'm not saying I have a favorite child, but one of my kids told me it was too early to be looking at Christmas decorations and the other did not

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    I Hide From ... @IHideFro... . Nov 5 ... Parents need a universal salute for when we see each other struggling and relate so hard to what they're experiencing.

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    • Late to the par... @ericamo... Nov 6 .. Yes I have a standing desk. I stand working at the kitchen table, keeping an eye on the cat chasing squirrels in the garden.

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    • Mari Indigo @mari_indigo Nov 5 Adulthood is just transferring money back and forth between checking and savings

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    meghan @deloisivete - Nov 5 My 8yo is already asking about his Halloween costume for next year, if you want to know how I got this eye twitch ...

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    meghan @deloisivete. Nov 4 I have an Amazon package that for the last 10 days has simultaneously been on its way to me but delayed, and on its way back to Amazon for a refund, it's Schrodinger's package

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    Skurt Vonne... @ThisLocal... Nov 4 ... • I've made peace with my enemies. Jessica from fourth grade, Matt from fourth grade, Andrew from fourth gr

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    • DaddyJew @DaddyJew Nov 4 how much play-doh would Plato play with if Plato could play with play-doh ...

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    "Hello friends, instead of traditional cookies, this year my Girl Scout troop and I will be-" Brianna?!

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    Hollie Harris @allholls Nov 4 ... A banned form of torture is listening to a child talk in excruciating detail about the video game they're playing.

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    krista @kristabellerina - Oct 28 A mom criticized another mom for wearing jeans to the moms' dinner, but isn't that the dress code?

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    I don't even care who wins, I just want the ads to stop

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    meghan @deloisivete Nov 3 • With all this extra candy around I'm so glad there's no reason to stress eat it over the next few days

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    meghan @deloisivete Nov 2 • My kid told me that black cats have been considered bad luck for a really long time like probably "since the '90s" and I'm going to need a few minutes to process that

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    Bailey @PartTimeMomming Nov 2 AA ... my daughter saw her grandma's friend (82) the other day who she thought was "probably like 30 whole years old"

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    meghan @deloisivete • Nov 2 Accidentally used my kid's toothpaste and still have a day full of meetings and responsibilities

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    Mike Miller @popartcartoonz • Nov 7 I'm treating myself big time and heating up a "Gourmet" frozen dinner in the microwave right now. ...

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    your other ... @difficult... • Nov 6 My best friend is on a weekend away with her husband and that's sor de.

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    your other ... @difficult... Nov 6 ... I feel like the dystopian fiction I teach might honestly be prepping my students for their adulthood.

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