25 Funniest Tweets Of All Time From Wednesday (September 16, 2026)

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My favorite part about putting together these funny tweet dumps is that I always know the date. Today is September 16, which also happens to be my wedding anniversary.

Obviously, I didn’t forget. But checking the date for today’s roundup did provide a helpful little reminder that this was an important one. So, in a way, funny tweets are now part of maintaining a happy, healthy marriage.

That’s my excuse, at least. Happy anniversary to my wife. Here are the funniest tweets I saw today.

1.

I could never live off the grid. Baconators are sold exclusively on the grid.

2.

There should be a calorie refund for things that don't taste as good as they look.

3.

Capri Sun would be a Beautiful name for a girl.

4.

A lunchbox with an apple, snacks, and chocolate bars, shared in a tweet about a dad packing lunch.

5.

Bob Phillips tweet about DoorDash and a $52 salad.

6.

Twitter post about giving a pedialyte to a thirsty plant.

7.

Asking my boss if he sees me as a son.

8.

Twitter post by limp brittzkit about people in their mid 30s needing to stretch daily.

9.

normalize booing in the workplace.

10.

Tweet by dana donnelly about baking sourdough for her husband and sending TikToks.

11.

Got a parking ticket so my $9 coffee was actually $47.

12.

A tweet about a three-year-old boy with a red marker on his face, looking like he was attacked by a.

13.

Woman in blue top and patterned pants with long gloves at an event.

14.

Sundae_Gurl's tweet about lost iPhone outside Amtrak station in DC.

15.

Getting rejected from a job and replying that it was an accident.

16.

Humorous tweet about worsening health and delayed appointment.

17.

Tweet by trash jones about waiting on the tarmac for 30 minutes.

18.

A tweet from @bytheriver1111 about bumming a cigarette off a guy and saving it for later.

19.

Humorous tweet about a seal with a plastic lid on its head.

20.

A tweet from Doak about a phone bill increase, with humorous content.

21.

Person in a box with a TV on their head, caption about rearranging room and TV on bed.

22.

Joe's tweet about a minivan merge and family thanking him with jazz hands.

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24.

Janel Comeau's tweet about Ed Sheeran and opening acts.

25.

Tweet by Nadine Antoinette about listening to your body and desires.

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