23 Funny Tweets About Drinking Guinness To Celebrate St. Patrick’s Day

It’s St. Patrick’s Day, which means it’s the only day of the year anyone I know eats corned beef and cabbage and drinks a Guinness.

So in celebration, we’ve got the funniest Guinness tweets to offset the copious amount of green beer you’re probably drinking.

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Me after 9 overpriced Guinness at the local Irish pub pic.twitter.com/lb0N1FQwCx

— Peter Pref (@PrefEquityPeter) March 13, 2026

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More funny tweets here.

Nate

Nate writes for Pleated-Jeans and enjoys finding the internet’s funniest corners so you don’t have to.