There are two kinds of people: the ones who like their hot dog with ketchup and the ones who like it with mustard. Though the coolest people are the ones who like it with both!
I like a lunch that comes in a bun. It's practical. You can use only one hand to hold the hot dog while your other hand is trying to find the napkins you should have grabbed before leaving the counter. Then it's time to decide what toppings you want. The condiment bottles can sense your hesitation. You squeeze; nothing happens, so you squeeze again. Then there is enough ketchup for the whole neighborhood. The first mistake was wearing a white shirt. The mustard follows with a burst of air loud enough to announce it's lunchtime to everyone nearby. Now you do a little zigzag.
The first bite must be done with confidence. You have to approach the hot dog from the correct angle and hope the filling stays where you put it. A little ketchup ends up in your cheek. That's manageable. Losing half of the toppings onto your lap is what we should avoid at all costs, especially when you still have an afternoon to spend looking reasonably presentable.
Ideally, while you still have a clean thumb for scrolling, these hot dog memes are for you to enjoy during your lunch break. Enjoy the jokes between bites, send one to the coworker who always has something to say about your food, and maybe grab another napkin. You'll sure need one more.
Oh, and before heading back, check your shirt. Also your chin. The mustard may want to come back to work with you, but you have to look decent. Ahhh, lunch was good. That's the feeling that lingers with us after we finish a good hot dog. You return to your desk feeling more willing to answer emails and help customers. For now, you're fully satisfied and half certain your face is clean.