15 Funny Advice Tweets You Can Take With A Whole Pile Of Salt

I’m the kind of person who gives great advice. Calm, thoughtful, surprisingly wise even. Friends come to me with their problems and I’ll lay out the most reasonable, mature solution imaginable. Clear boundaries. Healthy choices. Excellent communication. The works.

Now, will I personally follow any of that advice in my own life? Absolutely not.

For some reason it’s always easier to see the right move when it’s someone else’s mess. My own problems? That’s where logic goes out the window and vibes take over.

These funny tweets from people who love giving advice—while ignoring it completely in their own lives—feel extremely familiar. Here are some of the funniest ones I found.

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