• 01

    No matter his hair color, he makes me purr.

    My human loves to read these trashy romances. I just love the cover art. Fabio is such a hunk.

  • Sing that tortilla song. Actually, it's more of a wrap.

  • 03

    I'd like something off the Gretel, I mean griddle.

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  • 04

    Coffee beans, toe beans, same thing.

    I was sitting here, drinking coffee in my slippers, when I thought, I really need to wash some cups.

  • 05

    I'll bet you didn't ant-tisipate this joke.

    It says here that if you give ants milk, their offspring will be unable to climb into your house due to birth defects. It's a condition called, "lack toes in toddler ants". ICANHASCHEEZBURGER.COM

  • I think baseball puns are a drag, bunt what do I know?

  • 08

    Joke Cat shouldn't quit his day job.

    What kind of coffee does Humpty Dumpty drink? Eggspresso.

  • I took Aleve of absence from my job at the Tylenol factory.

  • When I dropped my toothpaste on the floor, I was crestfallen.

  • 11

    What goes down, comes up.

    A What is an exception to the rule, "What goes up, must come down"? 1 1-7-5 When you vomit. ICANHASCHEEZBURGER.COM

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    TTO "Empty Garden (Hey Hey Johnny)" by Elton John

    heyman made a new lol I POSTED PICS OF MY EMPTY BOWL NOW MY HUMANS FAMILY IS DEMANDING PROOF OF LIFE PHOTOS Favorite I POSTED PICS OF MY EMPTY BOWL NOW MY HUMANS FAMILY IS DEMANDING PROOF OF LIFE PHOTOS TTO "Empty Garden (Hey Hey Johnny)" by Elton John What happened here Has the cool dork human disappeared I find I'm empty guardin'

  • If you listen very carefully, you can hear the echoing nothingness; the desperate quiet of there being no food WHATSOEVER in my bowl.

  • I POSTED PICS OF MY EMPTY BOWL NOW MY HUMANS FAMILY IS DEMANDING PROOF OF LIFE PHOTOS

  • 15

    I bury mine, you'll never know

    PLEASE NO TRESPOOPING You don't mean me, right?

  • 16

    Do you know how to un-flush a toilet? No?

    Do you know how to un-flush a toilet? No? Then I suppose you need a new toothbrush human.

  • Watch out for immeowvable objects.

  • 18

    Or he's a crushed alien

    DON'T BLAME ME. IT WAS LIKE THIS WHEN I GOT HERE.

  • How did a scrambled cat fall in my lap?

  • My Doomsday Cult End Times Sign The Bottom of the Bowl becoming visible (The Great Void)

  • Doomsday Cult Tenet SH May Soft Plush If an enclosure fits, thou must sit, for it is the only true vessel of salvation

  • 281 SVI A3 MY DOOMSDAY BUNKER

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    Loading, loading, loading

    + burger he GREAT CATSBY My hopes are Dashed. lols Loading... catsuberalles Edit my profile Edit account info Profile Header The Great Catsby • Dashboard • Friends • Stuff • Favorites ⚫ Collectibles My Stats You have been favorited... By 3578 Users For 31556 Lolz

  • I'M STARTING A DOOMSDAY CULT OCT 31 FOOD DISHES WILL GO EMPTY

  • 25

    There will be no packing of bags

    There will be no packing of bags unless you're packing mine as well and taking me with you.

  • 26

    Searching for The Legendary Christmas Hamster

    So none of us have actually ever seen this 'christmas hamster'. I'm beginning to think that hamster is not just legendary, but entirely mythical.

  • 27

    Think globally, act locally

    First, we take over the neighborhood.

  • BRING ME ANOTHER DOG!AND MAKE IT A BIG MEAN ONE!

  • 29

    No woofing for this one

    3~

  • 30

    Judging cat judging your diet

    PUT THAT DONUT DOWN I'M WATCHING AND JUDGING YOU P

  • 31

    He is evil, he is the night

    STOP SQUASHING ME PLEASE

  • 32

    I wasn't going to let him back in the house, but then who would have fed me?

    Did I ever tell you about that time my human petted a dog? It was horrible!

  • 33

    We'll have to wait a little longer

    *gasp* HE IS REAL! The Legendary Christmas Hamster is real! squeak!

  • C'est quoi, ça ? Pepé Le Pew

  • 35

    "Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix-A-Lot

    Not by Miss Meow-a-lot I like cat butts and I can not lie

  • The Roar of David's Triumph There's no motorcycles in the Bible. was heard across the land.

  • 37

    "Carry On Wayward Son" by Kansas

    "Carry On Wayward Son" by Kansas heyman made a new lol I SHOULDN'T HAVE LET LOU WATCH CARRIE Favorited!⭑ I SHOULDN'T HAVE LET LOU WATCH CARRIE Carrie's in my wayward Lou He'll keep peeking in on you Make your weary head a mess Won't survive no more

  • 38

    Some media is not good inspiration

    I SHOULDN'T HAVE LET LOU WATCH CARRIE P

  • I'm DJ Jazzy Technocat here to spin some beats. Let's get this Caturday dance party started.

  • 40

    Is the magic working yet?

    STILL WAITING FOR THIS MAGIC CARPET TO TAKE ME TO THE KITCHEN.

  • 41

    "Kiss And Say Goodbye" by The Manhattans

    I had to meet you here today There's just so many things to say Please don't stop me till I'm through This is something I hate to do We've been meeting here so long Guess what we've done was wrong Please darling don't you cry Let's just hiss and say goodbye "Kiss And Say Goodbye" by The Manhattans 155

  • 42

    WAITING FOR DUNEDASH DELIVERY

    WAITING FOR DUNEDASH DELIVERY

  • 43

    THE CHEEZBURGER DESERT LOU GETS A FRIEND REQUEST

    THE CHEEZBURGER DESERT LOU GETS A FRIEND REQUEST

  • Typical Catasauras from Mewrassic Purrk

  • French Detected en couche AD English in a layer 0 وه 口

  • 46

    Excuse me, I'm hibernating here

    COMP That feeling you get when you realize your cameowflage has failed.

  • 47

    Do mice exist for real?

    Thinking deep philosophical thougts, like why isn't there even a single mouse running through this kitchen?

  • Just know this, human, I'll take my revenge when you least expect it.

  • SEE WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE NOW (click) THE SAME

  • Me on a bad day (heavy breathing)

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  • 52

    might not be a bad idea, ackshully

    all I'm saying is, maybe we need a new scratch post.

  • M OHAI. Wassup?

  • 54

    It *was* a cat scratcher

    What-? It's abstract cat art.

  • I asked Google where to take my car I got a list of cat repair shops

  • I couldn't remember the word for pet doctor I went with Cat Mechanic

  • 57

    Pawparazzi are a mewsance

    Sarah has a dream, that ONE DAY! she'll be able to strike a pose without being photographed.

  • INVISIBLE white-knuckle roller coaster ride

  • I DON'T ALWAYS IMITATE THE "I DON'T ALWAYS" GUY BUT WHEN I DO, I MAKE SURE YOU GIVE ME TREATS FOR DOING IT.

  • 60

    It's a yummy match made in heaven

    SOUR PUSS BEST SOURDOUGH STARTER

  • 61

    What has Canada given us?

    Whathas Canada given us? -00-00 TRASH PANDAS THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING

  • 62

    The best sourdough comes with free cat hair

    The best sourdough comes with free cat hair.

  • Squirrel vs Birds

  • What's on Cat T.V.? -00-00-04 "As The Squirrel Yearns," the never-ending saga of one squirrel's search for nuts.

  • 65

    Latte: Italian for "You paid too much for this coffee"

    Italian for "You paid too much www.for this coffee" Latte

  • 66

    I thought I was playing the usual shell game...

    I thought I was playing the usual shell game, until I discovered that all three hadda pee

  • 67

    Is there anything a loving catslave won't do for his kitteh?

    Is there anything a loving catslave won't do for his kitteh?

  • 68

    The nap attacks after a big think

    I HAD 2 FIGURE OUT A MATH QUESHUN NAO LEEF ME ALONE, I NEEDZ NAP ICANHASCHEEZBURGER.COM

  • 69

    Steve Marriott (30 January 1947 – 20 April 1991), frontman for Small Faces & Humble Pie

    Steve Marriott (30 January 1947 - 20 April 1991), frontman for Small Faces & Humble Pie

  • I is working while TV!

  • 71

    Just wait there a few more minutes until I'm done playing...

    You is dropped a paper! I is getting it out for u!

  • 72

    It's like a deal with the devil.

    The cat bet me I couldn't fit in the basket. ICANHASCHEEZBURGER.COM + →

  • 73

    Having a cat is always worth it

    Our cats may leave scratches on our hands and arms and legs but the impressions they leave on our hearts make it all worth it.

  • 74

    The Year of the Rooster

  • IT BURNS!!!!!!! ICANHASCHEEZBURGER.COM 30

  • FLUFFY COULD NEVER FIGURE OUT WHY HE COULDN'T SCARE ANIMALS AWAY LIKE THE REST OF HIS SKUNK FAMILY O

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