‘We got on the ramp to our exit. The cat decided this was the moment he wanted his revenge’: Preston the petty cat turns the passenger seat into a litter box during a frantic highway ride with family mastiff

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  • My old cat Preston was a very petty old man. Ive got tons of stories I could tell about things he did because we were trying to make his life easier in a way

  • My cat was very petty.

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  • Family life tried to pamper him with baths, carriers, road trips, even a pickup stuffed with distractions. Each gesture triggered an article in his constitution. Suds in the tub produced yellow whirlpools of contempt. Plastic pet carrier at vet season received interior rainfall that forced a strategic crate inversion. Attempts at peaceful highway travel met tail flicks, slow growls, and that chilling moment when the cat eyes the upholstery as if selecting real estate. Preston understood that humans cherish fabric, dignity, and predictable schedules. Therefore those would be the chosen targets.  

  • that made him uncomfortable (like when we gave him a bath and he peed in the bathwater), but this one is one of my favorites to tell. I was in a

  • middle school downtown, maybe a 20 minute drive on ths highway from my house. This day, we were getting our floors redone, so of course our dog and cat had to be

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  • out of the house. The way my mom remembers, she was just running errands wherever she could bring them before she went to pick me up from school at about 4. This

  • was unusual because I usually got picked up at 6, and I was especially surprised to find my mastiff in the back seat of the truck with my cat on the dash. Now,

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  • my cat hated traveling. He hated the car, his carrier, he wasnt even fond of me picking him up to get him off my seat. My mom warned me to be cautious for that

  • Renovation day provided the masterpiece. Contractors banished both pets to a rolling exile, mastiff in the back seat drooling encouragement while Preston glared from the dashboard beside a nervous middle-schooler. The highway portion passed in tense neutrality, though his tail never stopped the metronome of irritation. As the truck merged onto the final exit ramp, revenge bloomed. The cat descended to the passenger cushion, arranged his spine like a sphinx on a throne, and deposited a fresh manifesto upon the upholstery. Aroma filled the car before shock reached the occupants. A frantic service-station detour followed, napkins flying, citrus wipes failing, mastiff chuckling in snorts. Preston groomed a paw, victory complete, dignity undamaged, lesson delivered.

  • reason, and only bother him if he got in her way as we drove back home. Most of the trip he was okay, if a bit agitated (my girl was having fun in the

  • back seat with her nose on my arm) until we got on the ramp to our exit. The cat decided this was the moment he wanted his revenge. So the cat hopped onto the passenger

  • seat, while i was sitting in it, and decided to take a sh... None of it got on me, as far as I can remember, but i was still mortified. He crapped on my seat, and i

  • still had about three minutes in the car with it. Fortunately there was a gas station nearby, which we stopped at to get the of my seat before getting home. I swear, if he off

  • didn't have a history of pulling stunts like that id be very offended. Shorter petty revenge story, once when my parents were taking him to the vet, he peed in the carrier because he was mad.

  • My father, having none of it, turned the carrier upside down after that. The cat wasnt happy, but he never peed in the carrier again.

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