Rumored lawyers caught making out in Central Park goes viral and divides the internet

Jury’s out on their public makeout!

Two rumored Big Apple lawyers were caught on camera sucking face in Central Park — and the internet’s making a federal case about it.

Footage of the smoochfest between the two supposed legal lovebirds went viral on social media this week, with observers speculating it “the most obvious affair” and others slamming the guy who filmed it as the true creep.

The duo were canoodling the bench in the park as camera-wielding TikTok user Jay Guapõ interrupts them by hollering, “Get a room. There’s kids around.”

Footage of the smoochfest on a park in Central Park. TikTOk/@jayguap3

They then look up in embarrassment and shield themselves from the camera.

The suit-clad man is shown standing up with a smile and trying to shoo the TikToker away as his make-out partner calmly tells him to “put the phone down.”

 “Don’t touch me don’t touch, if you touch me I’ll have to touch you,” snaps the Tiktoker, who has a history of posting antagonizing content.

Users went wild for the footage, with some comparing it to the Coldplay concert cheating scandal last year.

“This all over again,” one user wrote next to a meme of Astronomer CEO Andy Byron ducking out of Jumbotron view.

“oh that’s NOTTT his wife,” another user theorized — as a third called speculated, “Most obvious affair ever.”

“[Look at] the work attire, the weird location, the age gap,” a commenter declared.

“Thats definitely her boss,” speculated another.

Other folks pointed out there was no proof of an affair, and called it “lame” to record people kissing in a park.

The duo were captured in footage kissing on a park bench. TikTOk/@jayguap3

“recording strangers??? and putting them on your social media??? because they’re kissing in a park?? that’s not a crime,” one observer chided. “everybody is so lame in this situation.”

“Recording them is weird,” another scolded.

It wasn’t immediately clear if two were married.