Jets’ depressing defense has been one big dud — let’s count the ways

My friend Dave had a doctor’s visit recently and the nurse did a mental health check when he got into the office. 

“Are you depressed?” she asked. 

“Does being a Jets fan count?” he replied. 

It’s another one of those years for Dave and all the Jets fans in your life. This team is 0-5 and needs to have its pulse checked.