'I think I’m on auto-delivery with the CDS': A chatty little gray kitten appears looking for food, wins over resident cats, and turns the home into a three cat household

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    This is my 3rd delivery in 8 months, is there a CDS customer service representative that I can speak to?

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    Anyway, meet Gary. He showed up on my porch one night a week or so ago with a scratchy meow looking for food. He loves toys and pets and very talkative. No idea on

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    his age, but I'm guessing young - he's so little and skinny! Ear tipped and neutered, so don't have to worry about that. Made a vet appointment for him next week.

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     Sir Charles of Biscuitville and Chester C. Chesterton. Obviously I need to give him a better name than just Gary, I'm working on it.

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    I know oranges share one braincell and are chaos demons, anything I should know about gray cats? Welcome to your new home Gary. I guess I have 3 cats now.

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     His name has been decided, he shall henceforth be known as Gary the Gray. Thank you all for your suggestions.

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    Ivdmycat He knew you were loving and would give him a forever home. The other two told him!! G

  • At this point, the cats are clearly leaving five star reviews somewhere. There is no other explanation for the repeat deliveries. Word got out that this house comes with food, toys, and top tier cuddles, and now the CDS keeps sending new applicants. Gary the Gray just followed the glowing recommendations and showed up right on schedule. This place has a reputation, and the cats are making sure everyone hears about it.

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    Kepler_1708b Fancy names for fancy lads. Congrats on your feline menagerie!

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    Mmm_Spicy_Meat... Ohhh what a beautiful faceeeeee

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    Ok-Commission-5... looks like gary's settling in just fine with those toys

  • Looks like he settled in right away like he has always been part of the place. No awkward phase, no hiding, just straight into finding his spot and getting comfortable. He already has that relaxed, at ease look like he knows this is his home now. Some cats take time, but Gary the Gray walked in and fit right in. 

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    Zealousideal_Lake... gray cats are so chill, mine loves to nap all day

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    Valkyriemome It's the monthly subscription plan. Very difficult to cancel once you've enrolled.

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    FuelAccurate 5066 "Just Gary" is absolutely beautiful. CDS serving you up gems non stop. My regards to sir Charles and Chester.

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    Suchafatfatcat You must be receiving excellent reports of proper care. The CDS probably has you on their Five Star Service Provider list.

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    LavingtonWindsor I think you accidentally ticked the box for the CDS subscription service xx

  • Once the Cat Distribution System has your address, that’s it, you are locked in. There is no unsubscribe button, no pausing deliveries, just surprise arrivals when you least expect it. One cat turns into two, then suddenly three, all perfectly timed like it was planned. Gary the Gray is just the latest shipment in a very committed subscription. You're not adopting cats anymore, you are simply receiving what the system keeps sending your way.

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    Disastrous_Site_3... Word has gotten out about how you give great hospitality. Kitties will talk you know.

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    aimeudeusfadas I like the two lords and then just gary lol

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    Affectionate_Pace... Subscribe and save lol

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    DDiamondgem Congratulations on your new family member!!

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