Best of the Babylon Bee: Michigan football controversy tarnishes NCAA’s otherwise perfect reputation

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“It’s an unfortunate blemish for an organization that has always been regarded as carrying itself with the utmost virtue,” said media pundit Dan Bradshaw. READ MORE

Educators have taken to refreshing the White House webpage throughout the day to stay current on geographical updates. READ MORE

Hitman Frank Rizzoli noted that he planned to appeal his life sentence immediately on the grounds that his victims made him feel severely burnt out. READ MORE

At publishing time, California Governor Gavin Newsom had proudly announced that California was becoming a desired retirement destination for dead Islamic dictators. READ MORE