Best of the Babylon Bee: Mark Sanchez sentenced to five more seasons with the Jets

Every week, The Post will bring you our picks of the best one-liners and stories from satirical site the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day. Want more of a chuckle? Be sure to click the links.

Sanchez will now suffer the consequences of his actions by being forced to join the Jets’ roster for the next five years. READ MORE

“So far we have no idea why Mr. Jewkiller would have attacked a synagogue,” U.K. police officer Cecil Landers told reporters. READ MORE

“Don’t be silly. It’s about some… other… dumb hairy football jock,” Swift said. “I mean, not other as in, you are also a dumb football jock, just… look, it’s not about you, okay?” READ MORE

According to sources, Jones travels everywhere with his Republican voodoo doll, treating it almost like a security blanket. READ MORE