Best of the Babylon Bee: Jill Biden explains that she thought Joe had a stroke during debate — which is why she left him up there to die

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Seeing that her husband had somehow survived the apparent stroke, Dr. Jill met him on stage to praise his performance and take him to the after-party. READ MORE

Other Maine residents agreed that they were caught off guard by allegations that a man who voluntarily tattooed a Nazi symbol on his chest could end up being such a bad person. READ MORE

“We’ve agreed on everything except for the peace part and everything else,” said U.S. Secretary of State Marco Rubio. READ MORE

“I love everything they’re saying about this guy,” said local voter David Miles. “I’d never even heard of this guy, but I’m definitely voting for him now.” READ MORE