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Every week, The Post will bring you our picks of the best one-liners and stories from satirical site the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day. Want more of a chuckle? Be sure to click the links.
“The show wouldn’t be the same without at least one arrogant windbag,” said Executive Producer Nick Bilton. READ MORE
Initially notching 190,000 votes on the day of the primary election, Pratt lost thousands of votes with each new ballot drop, and then made history overnight by being the first candidate ever to reach a negative number. READ MORE
“Last Tuesday’s election will only go on for another four, maybe five weeks tops,” Schwimmer said. “We have to cut things off somewhere, and now that two Democrats are ahead, we’d better start closing things out.” READ MORE
“Fixing the Liberty Bell is like erasing liberty itself,” warned historian Andrew Carbyle. “It no longer stands as a testament to how our pursuit of liberty endures in the face of adversity.” READ MORE
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