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In the history of sportswriting, there has never been a funnier line written than the one that appeared, at least for a third time, this week:
“Giancarlo Stanton has been given the go-ahead to resume running.”
Hysterical. How can a sloth resume running?
If Stanton had chosen to run even moderately hard to first base rather than jog, he wouldn’t have been self-victimized by delayed starts to second base, where his awkward, unschooled slides left him both tagged out and disabled for months.
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