I’m waddling here! I’m waddling here!
A family of Canada geese were escorted by police across the Holland Tunnel — but a few honking-mad drivers weren’t taken in by the adorable caught-on-video scene.
The video showed a Mama and Papa goose followed by their six fluff balls crossing the roadway on the Jersey side of the tunnel Sunday as kindly Port Authority officers stopped traffic in its tracks.

Officer Rey Lainez planted himself in the middle of the traffic lanes and pointed the feathery family in the right direction — even using some traffic control signals that the geese seemingly interrupted easily.
“They followed my orders,” Lainez told The Post in a statement, noting that such animal detours aren’t entirely uncommon during this season.
The entire hold-up took just five minutes and there was still plenty of honking — just not from the geese.
“Come on!” one annoyed driver can be heard screaming in the video.
Others found the incident amusing, with the video filmer saying it was “the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.”
“If there’s a reason to be delayed, that’s it!” another person said.
The birds safely crossed back onto the street and went on their way, but where they went afterwards is a mystery.
The family had wandered from their usual spot near 14th Street and Washington Boulevard and Barnum Street’s construction holding lot across the street from Newport Green Park — where a sizable goose population lives.
Every spring, locals keep their eyes peeled for the wandering goslings, which move with their parents almost immediately after hatching.
Families of geese can travel up to 2 miles from their nesting areas to brood-rearing areas — which often involves suddenly appearing at ponds bordered by lawns, according to the Internet Center for Wildlife Damage Management.
Goslings can’t fly for the first two months so families are forced to waddle — even if it means braving the Holland Tunnel.
“The moment was a reminder of how small acts of care can make a big difference — even in high-traffic environments,” the Port Authority said.