Have you ever been snuggle-trapped? You know, when your kitty is snuggling on your lap, and you're stuck there?
Cats don't always choose the worst moments to be affectionate, but when your legs are falling asleep, and you're acutely aware of your last bathroom breaks, the cuddliest kittens will take the oppawtunity to strike. Kittens aren't always mean little creatures who bite your ankles in your sleep; sometimes they're the sweetest, sleepiest angels, but that, of course, is only when you are in a desperate hurry to get to work or you have something burning in the kitchen.
But you know the rules, and so do I; when a kitten is asleep on your lap, a true cat lover cannot be the one to disturb them. Thus, you are 100%, irrevocably snuggle-trapped. Enjoy the ride, my friend.
Kittens are funny little creatures. One minute, they're letting you pet their heads and swirl their tiny tails around your index finger, and the next moment, they're gremlins. I'm not talking about the cute kind of gremlins that cause mischief and giggle about it afterwards, no no no, I'm talking about full-blow, kitten evil. Kittens in gremlin mode are destructive beings, capable of eating an entire pothos plant without warning, scaling the curtains without care, and knocking every piece of glassware off the counter, all in one fell swoop.
Mighty as a meowzer is, they're always as strong as their weakest moment, which, for a kitten, is kind of never.
Kittens are never weak and they are never to be underestimated. They are adorable, for sure, with their big eyes and their tickly whiskers, but when you turn your back on a sweet, sleeping kitten, they activate gremlin mode. Ye be warned, fellow cat lover, for when it comes to kittens, the rollercoaster of craziness is one ride that you can't escape. Once you're on the kitty train, hold on tight because that 3-pound wonder is going to give you a run for your money, right before, of course, falling asleep on your lap right before you're supposed to get ready for bed…

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