85-Year-Old Chuck Norris Post Gym Selfie, Now Fans Are Sharing Their Favorite Jokes About The Aging Star

Chuck Norris is 85 years old and still hitting the gym like a man who’s been legally required to remain cooler than the rest of us for decades.

When he posted a new workout selfie to social media, fans immediately flooded the comments with their favorite Chuck Norris “facts” — those legendary, wildly exaggerated jokes about his superhuman abilities. And honestly? As someone who grew up on his movies, none of them feel that far-fetched.

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This is the guy who played Cordell Walker in Walker, Texas Ranger, took on entire armies in Missing in Action, and went toe-to-toe with Bruce Lee in Way of the Dragon. The man who somehow made the roundhouse kick a personality trait. Chuck Norris wasn’t just an action star, he was a cultural event.

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