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5 hours ago
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My four-year-old dropped something the other day and said a certain word that begins with “f” with perfect timing and inflection and I had to leave the room because I couldn’t keep a straight face.
The thing nobody tells you about having kids is that they’re recording everything you say and they will play it back at the worst possible moment. Usually in public. Usually in front of someone you’re trying to impress. Every parent has a story like this and none of us are innocent.
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