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40 Oddly Specific Tweets And Comments That Went Into More Detail Than Anyone Expected

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40 Oddly Specific Tweets And Comments That Went Into More Detail Than Anyone Expected

Social media is meant for sharing, but some people overshare, and sometimes it gets quite specific. Suspiciously specific, even. The way you’d side-eye your friend when you wonder where that comment is coming from. But this is online, where you can read them while not in the same room as them.

Sometimes I want to ask follow-up questions, but I worry the answers would somehow make the whole thing even weirder.

These tweets and comments really got a lot more specific than necessary, but I’m glad they did. For my entertainment.

1.

If reincarnation was real, how long would it take for companies to verify previous lives?.

2.

Twitter post about a husband's dying wish involving land rovers and a funeral.

3.

Text about shapeshifting and a comment about a weird turn in a story.

4.

Reddit post about over 7 billion people and what nobody is doing right now.

5.

Lurkin' Mom's tweet about her immune system and sneezing into people's eyeballs.

6.

Friend with a degree in Egyptology, can't get a job, paying more for PhD to teach others.

7.

Janel Comeau's tweet about size 9 shoes, normal and at the store.

8.

Quote about workplace safety and legal issues from a coworker.

9.

Deer population controlled by releasing wolves into an area, as a solution to pollution and other问题.

10.

Quote about wanting a fancy star-covered robe and owls in a cottage.

11.

Bartending at Longitude, kid shows impressive ID, says he's the first bartender who can do maths.

12.

A social media post about dropping a reagent at the lab and fearing rural medieval peasants.

13.

Top Ten Applebee’s I’ve Been Arrested In Rated By How Good The Floor Was For Doing The Worm.

14.

Mom asks about pregnancy unhinged moments, mentions feral chaos, and a TikTok comment about waking a.

15.

Vampires are wealthy in movies; image shows a house and a car.

16.

Humorous text about a roommate's best friend and a school night out.

17.

Twitter post about opening a dinner speech with 'Welcome back everyone' at a wedding.

18.

Quote about ham processed and unprocessed, with a pink ham image background.

19.

A tweet from Lydia about sharing a dining room table with her dad, an aerospace engineer, working on.

20.

People will never understand what it's like to close a restaurant, join a house party late, drink a瓶.

21.

Text about washing raspberries and a personal raspberry story.

22.

Kevin Farzad's tweet about self-care and life changes.

23.

Text from a social media post about a grandfather and grandma's reaction to a pickle jar lid.

24.

Father and daughter in graduation attire, father in a suit, daughter in cap and gown.

25.

Kate Brauning's humorous list about what to have by age 30.

26.

Screenshot of a tweet by nash flynn about hacking ADHD with loud music and caffeine.

27.

Two identical coffins open to display two identical bodies at a funeral.

28.

Unicorn and giraffe side by side, comparing their realism.

29.

Humorous tweet about waking up as a horse and eating an apple.

30.

A social media post about pollution and trash in the sea with a humorous reply.

31.

Tweet from The Mining Guy about adult time to celebrate a win.

32.

Dell warns, MacBook is safe, Lenovo predicts 28 years.

33.

A social media post over a background of ice cream and popsicles.

34.

Text post about childhood Halloween costumes and memories.

35.

Twitter post by mark about Steve Irwin and a snake in the desert.

36.

Pulling a cardigan closed across the chest with crossed arms, feeling like a sentimental widow.

37.

A gorilla with a surprised expression, looking to the side.

38.

Vincent D'Onofrio tweet about pigs and stars.

39.

Ethan's Tinder story about a BBQ incident and a message from Pulled Pork Pamela.

40.

Twitter post by rishil about feeling bad for overtaking an old person on the sidewalk.