40 Hilarious Insults That Were Almost Too Good To Be Mad About

I usually think of a good comeback about three hours after I need it. By then, it wouldn’t hit like I want it to. Instead, I keep repeating it in my head, imagining the standing ovation from people in earshot.

As far as online goes, it seems nothing is off-limits. People come out of the woodwork for everything to drop a rare insult or creative comment and then disappear into the ether. It’s kind of an art. There’s timing and context that need to fall into place. Then, when they do, it’s chef’s kiss.

These funny insults collected from Reddit’s r/rareinsults have that kind of attention to detail. Enjoy them, and hopefully nobody has been quietly preparing one about you.