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10 hours ago
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I spent most of my 20s living with random roommates I didn’t know. Mostly it was fine, but there were definitely a few that I would never want to live with again.
Sharing a living space with another person is an exercise in patience. I mean, no one is going to do things exactly as you, so you have to learn to compromise.
Well, these awful roommates don’t need compromise. They need to be locked away in a studio apartment. These animals can’t be trusted to live with anyone.
1. My Roommate’s Most Intense Rage Quit
2. My Roommate Is The Worst Kind Of Person
3. The Smell Got So Bad, I Had To Look
Yes, that is expired ground beef and rotting sushi in the closet.
4. Every Time My Roommate Uses The Bathroom Or Kitchen, He Leaves Every Cabinet Open
5. Flatmate Bought A New Bike And It’s Been In Our Living Room Preventing Us From Using The Sofa For 3 Days. I Figured Humour Was A Suitable Approach
6. My Trashy Roommate Spent The Night Shaving His Callouses And Kindly Left This Heap For Me To Find On The Coffee Table
7. Roommate Eats Everything Then Puts It Back!?
I seriously can’t make this up. My roomate gets “the munchies” and forgets she can use cups instead of drinking out of the carton. Recently she started eating the butter and cheese and just puts it back. I only know this because I walked in on her eating butter TWICE between the hours of 12 am and 3 am. This is the 5th time I find this…
8. This Note My Roommate Left
9. Roommate Melted Pot Cooking Mac And Cheese. How?
10. My Roommate Sublet To A Guy That Washes His Boxers In My Cereal Bowls
11. The Toilet Paper My Roommate Brought Home. Yes, Those Dark Specks Are Holes. I Buy Us Nice, Soft Two-Ply. He Buys Us One-Ply With Holes. Time For A Private Stash
12. Housemate Refuses To Package Or Refrigerate Their Food And Leaves It On The Stove For Days
13. My Roommate’s Giant Pile Of Boxes That Hasn’t Changed Since I Moved In 3 Months Ago
14. Roommate Complained The Dryer “Takes Twice As Long Now”
15. Roommate Dropped Bandaids In Our Toaster
16. My Roommate And I Own Only Two Pots
17. My Roommate And I Got Into An Argument When I Said We Shouldn’t Dine-In At A Restaurant With These In The Car On An 80 Degree Day
18. My Roommate Thought I Made Cinnamon Rolls. I Actually Made Bacon. He Was Not Happy With His Finger Scoop
19. My Girlfriends Roommate Refuses To Take Her TV Remote Out Of The Packaging To Preserve The “Value” Of The TV
20. Roommate Turned Stalker Because He Thought I Featured Him In My Books
21. Asked My Roommate To Take Care Of My Plant For Two Weeks And I Come Back To This
22. The Way My Roommate Hangs His Laundry
23. Asked My Roommate To Unload The Dishwasher
24. I Showed Up To Help My (Supposed To Be) Roommate Move Into Our New Apartment
25. My College Roommate Sets Our Thermostat To 80°f Every Single Night
26. Roommate Reads The Newspaper And Leaves It On Top Of The Stove
27. My Roommate Puts Buttered Bread In The Toaster
28. My Roommate And Her Chicken Just Yuck
29. “I Was Preheating The Pan” Damn Roommates
30. Roommate Learned A Valuable Lesson Today
31. My Roommate Won’t Let Anyone Sit On Her Couch So She Put A Blockade On It
32. How My Roommate Chooses To Eat His Bananas
33. Roommate Left This On The Wall When They Moved Out
34. Roommate Threw Away A Tub Of My Ice Cream Because There Was “Mold On It”. This Was The Picture He Sends Me
35. How My Roommate Uses Toothpaste
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