November 14, 2024

Here’s the secret to surviving marriage: a healthy dose of humor and, naturally, a steady stream of tweets to keep things real. These funny marriage tweets capture the highs, lows, and every relatable moment in between for anyone who’s said “I do” (or anyone thinking about it). Because sometimes, sharing is caring—even if it’s just with the internet.

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Nate

Nate Armbruster

When he's not doomscrolling Twitter or writing for Pleated-Jeans, Nate Armbruster writes jokes—and then tells them on stage as a stand-up comedian, where he can watch audiences (hopefully) laugh in real-time.