30 Hilariously Insane Facebook Marketplace Listings That Raise More Questions Than They Answer

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There’s a very specific kind of confidence required to list a bag labeled “Air 2019” for twenty dollars and just wait to see who bites. Facebook Marketplace has quietly become one of the strangest corners of the internet, a place where someone will casually try to sell five thousand pounds of TV remote rubber right next to a guy asking $348 for a leather table while wearing a Viking helmet in the listing photo.

These funny listings are pulled from r/InsaneFBMarketplace and every single one of them raises more questions than it answers, starting with who exactly is the target buyer for a monkey urinal.

1. “Monkey Urinal”

Monkey urinal toy with a smiling monkey face and red bow tie.

2. “Found this gem today”

Toothy tooth brush holder with a toothbrush, placed on a bathroom sink.

3. “I beg your pardon?”

Person sitting on a floating shopping cart in a lake with trees and structures in the background.

4. “Mythical find”

Clear plastic bag labeled 'AIR 2019' on a white surface.

5. “I joined this sub to share this”

Women's beige knitted sweater with a loose fit and long sleeves.

6. “The Monster Mullet”

Colorful monster truck with a green van body and large tires, labeled 'The Monster Mullet'.

7. “Is this insane enough to post?”

Person with long hair wearing a Viking helmet peeking over a leather top.

8. “Mirror”

A cat is seen through a computer paint program window on a mirror.

9. “Found one! Worth it or no? “

Wooden bull-shaped BBQ grill with a lid, priced at $1,000.

10. “A painfully accurate description”

Black wine rack with multiple shelves in front of a patterned red and gold curtain.

11. “Pumpkin in bottle ($250)”

Pumpkin inside a clear bottle, for sale at insanefbmarketplace.

12. “I’d love this for my man cave!”

13. “Say my name”

White bust of Walter White wearing headphones and glasses, with a beard.

14. “Remotely insane listing”

Five thousand pounds TV Remote Rubber in a large cardboard box.

15. “Uh…. I could do this for free…”

Remote control with a humorous message about hot gluing TV remotes.

16. “Had to look twice at this listing”

2015 Ford Mustang Wall Hanger for sale at $3,000, white car with black wheels in yard.

17. “2018 Tesla electric car charger”

2018 Tesla Electric Car Charger on green box, $5,000, listed in Haltom City, TX.

18. “Dryer lint.. lmao”

Collection of used dryer lint balls in a white container.

19. “I think they’re going to just steal carts…”

Row of shopping carts in a store, with a black overlay showing price and details.

20. “I guess 3 pop tarts in one wrapper are worth a million dollars to this guy”

Three pop tarts in one package, very rare, priced at $1,000,000.

21. “600 empty Zyns for $50!”

Box filled with numerous Zyn cans in various flavors and colors.

22. “I can’t believe I missed out on this one”

1994 Ford Festiva white car with a person inside, parked on the street.

23. “What could I possibly do with this?”

A box filled with 4 pounds of uncut, unused keys, mostly brass and silver.

24. “$5,000 AND i have to dig it out?”

Unique curved palm tree in backyard with pool and outdoor space.

25. “MacBook trash can ($450)”

MacBook trash can with wooden exterior, shown from different angles.

26. “Well. I oddly want this.”

27. “Someone said they don’t make hood ornaments like they used to…”

Turtle on a 1992 Eagle Talon TSi AWD Coupe 2D with faded paint.

28. “I don’t see a drain?”

Green frog pee stand with orange nozzle, priced at $5.

29. “Who wants to go 50/50 with me?”

2.5" Tungsten Cube for sale at $4,250, shown on graph paper.

30. “Coffee Table”

Coffee table made from a 1996 Dodge Ram engine block with a glass top.

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