30 Funniest Tweets Of All Time From Friday (September 18, 2026)

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We’ve reached the end of another week, which reminds me of something I’ve been saying for years: time moves a lot faster when you have emails you don’t want to answer. Monday felt like it lasted forever, but Friday still snuck up on me.

I’m not complaining. Friday is the one day when doing the bare minimum starts to feel like responsible time management.

Thankfully, the internet stayed productive while the rest of us checked out. These are the funniest tweets from Friday, September 18, 2026. Enjoy them now before Monday shows up asking what you did over the weekend.

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Tweet by Bob about superglue, tips, and a scam warning.

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Why does paying MY OWN bills require two-factor authentication? Who else is trying to pay them?.

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Twitter post by @im_all_id about closing tabs feeling like lobotomy.

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Twitter post by inspector ratchet about writing emails with a humorous tone.

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Twitter post by @tendollardanny about mental health plan.

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Do you want to hear a joke about research, or not et al.?.

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Salad with lettuce and anchovies in a bowl at work, with a salad bar in the background.

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Twitter post by @omgsidewalks about liking people individually.

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A tweet from @itsallbollocks about a child's future wish.

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Man waiting at Dollar General register for 13 minutes, smiling.

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Person holding a hot dog with a rubber band on top, in a plastic bag.

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Mrs humphrey Bogart's tweet about talking to her Roomba like a pet.

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Tweet about making coffee 4 out of 5 days and expecting to be out of medical debt.

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Screenshot of a tweet about spam text offering Peking duck and Chinese flavors.

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have the diesel trucks considered not buying Starbucks.

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Twitter post from @Beebz05 about receiving payment emails and having tap water for dinner.

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yeah now lick it.

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Screenshot of a package delivery notification from UDS, showing delivery details and a photo.

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A box of Cavity Protection toothpaste with a glass pitcher and kitchen utensils in the background.

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A green trash can with a pink sponge on top, with a tweet about Jesus Christ.

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Tweet by alexa about Instagram wanting her to add higher by creed to her caesar salad picture.

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Rick Aaron's tweet about a Hollywood star changing his name to Vin Hybrid due to fuel prices.

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Rick Aaron's tweet about removing his driver's side floorboard and Fred Flintstone.

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